So I found these tiny nods on aliexpress for $0.99, but you can only buy 1 at a time. Ok. 

Then I found some for $15 each elsewhere on aliexpress. 

Then I hit the jackpot. 

A seller selling them for $5, discounted to $4 (for now). 

Cool!

Shipping from China only $14 for this bulk order? Also cool!

So, I just to feel things out, I changed the order quantity to 200. 

WOWOW shipping costs!

So if I buy 200 of these, shipping is over $400. 

That means $600 worth of product costs $400 to ship. 

One grand gets me less than 200 of these little guys. 

This might still be worth it. 

I'll have to do some playing around. 

I would LIKE to drop 100 tiny black binos, 100 tiny tan binos, and 25 of each black and tan tiny quads. 

The China Trade Commission may not allow for such bold requests. 

Stay tuned.